Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Benedict Cumberbatch: Doctor Strange
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Quotes
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Dr. Stephen Strange : Ok, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?
Peter Quill : Oh, what master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
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Dr. Stephen Strange : Seriously? You don't have any money?
Wong : Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.
Dr. Stephen Strange : I'll tell the guys at the deli. Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham and rye.
Wong : Wait, wait, wait. I think I have two hundred.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Dollars?
Wong : Rupees.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Which is?
Wong : A... buck and a half.
Dr. Stephen Strange : [sighs] What do you want?
Wong : I wouldn't say no to a tuna melt.
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Dr. Stephen Strange : We gotta turn this ship around.
Tony Stark : Yeah, now he wants to run. Great plan.
Dr. Stephen Strange : No, I want to protect the stone.
Tony Stark : And I want you to thank me. Now, go ahead. I'm listening.
Dr. Stephen Strange : For what? Nearly blasting me into space?
Tony Stark : Who just saved your magical ass? Me.
Dr. Stephen Strange : I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helmet.
Tony Stark : Admit it, you should've ducked out when I told you to. I tried to bench you. You refused.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Unlike everyone else in your life, I don't work for you.
Tony Stark : And due to that fact, we're now in a flying doughnut billions of miles from Earth with no backup.
Peter Parker : I'm backup.
Tony Stark : No, you're a stowaway. The adults are talking.
Dr. Stephen Strange : I'm sorry, I'm confused as to the relationship here. What is he, your ward?
Peter Parker : No. I'm Peter, by the way.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Doctor Strange.
Peter Parker : Oh, you're using made-up names. Um... I'm Spider-Man, then.
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Tony Stark : If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down a garbage disposal?
Dr. Stephen Strange : No can do.
Wong : We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.
Tony Stark : And I swore off dairy... but then Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me, so...
Dr. Stephen Strange : Stark Raving Hazelnuts.
Tony Stark : Not bad.
Dr. Stephen Strange : A bit chalky.
Wong : A Hunk of Hulk of Burning Fudge is our favorite.
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Tony Stark : [after Strange gives Thanos the Time Stone] Why did you do that?
Dr. Stephen Strange : We're in the end game, now.
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Dr. Stephen Strange : If we don't do our jobs...
Tony Stark : What is your job, exactly, besides making balloon animals?
Dr. Stephen Strange : Protecting your reality, douchebag.
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Dr. Stephen Strange : [gets erased] TONY, There was no other way .
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Thanos : Titan was like most planets. Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Genocide.
Thanos : At random. Dispassionate, fair to rich and poor alike. They called me a mad man. And what I predicted came to pass.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Congratulations, you're a prophet.
Thanos : I'm a survivor.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Who wants to murder trillions!
Thanos : With all the six stones, I could simply snap my fingers, and they would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy.
Dr. Stephen Strange : And then what?
Thanos : I finally rest, and watch the sunrise on an grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
Dr. Stephen Strange : I think you'll find our will equal to yours.
Thanos : Our?
[the Avengers appear]
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Ebony Maw : Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?
Dr. Stephen Strange : Certainly not, I speak for myself. You are trespassing in this city and on this planet.
Tony Stark : That means get lost, Squidward!
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Peter Quill : What the hell happened to this planet? Eight degrees off its axis, gravitational pull is all over the place.
Tony Stark : Yeah. We got one advantage, he's coming to us. We'll use it. Alright I have a plan. It's pretty simple: we'll draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy, we just want the gauntlet.
[to Drax]
Tony Stark : Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?
Drax : I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan"
Peter Quill : See, not winging it isn't really what they do.
Peter Parker : [Referring to Drax and Mantis] Uh, what exactly is it that they do?
Mantis : Kick names, take ass.
Drax : Yeah, that's right.
Tony Stark : [long pause] Alright. Just get over here, please? Mr Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?
Peter Quill : "Mr Lord", Star Lord is fine.
Tony Stark : We've gotta coalesce. Cause if all we come out with is a plucky attitude...
Peter Quill : Dude! Don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. Alright, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan, except it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way it might be really good.
Drax : Tell him about the dance off to save the universe.
Tony Stark : What dance off?
Peter Quill : It's not a... it's not a... it...
Peter Parker : Like in Footloose the movie?
Peter Quill : Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Peter Parker : It never was.
Tony Stark : Don't encourage this, alright. We're getting no help from "Flash Gordon"...
Peter Quill : "Flash Gordon", by the way, that's a compliment. Don't forget I'm half human so that 50% of me that's stupid, that's a 100% you.
Tony Stark : Your math is blowing my mind
Mantis : Excuse me, but does your friend often do that?
Tony Stark : Strange? You alright?
Tony Stark : You're back here.
Peter Parker : Hey, what was that?
Dr. Stephen Strange : I went forward in time. To view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
Peter Quill : How many did you see?
Dr. Stephen Strange : Fourteen million, six hundred and five.
Tony Stark : How many did we win?
Dr. Stephen Strange : One.
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Dr. Stephen Strange : I went forward in time... to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
Peter Quill : How many did you see?
Dr. Stephen Strange : Fourteen million six hundred and five.
Tony Stark : How many did we win?
Dr. Stephen Strange : ...One.
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Dr. Stephen Strange : [to Stark] If it comes to saving you, or the kid, or the Time Stone, I will not hesitate to let either of you die.
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Ebony Maw : Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hands of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now i...
Tony Stark : I'm sorry! Earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.
Ebony Maw : Stone keeper. Does this chattering animal speak for you?
Dr. Stephen Strange : Certainly not, I speak for myself. You are trespassing in this city and on this planet.
Tony Stark : He means get lost, Squidward!
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Dr. Stephen Strange : Spare his life and I'll give you the stone.
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Thanos : The hardest choices require the strongest will.
Dr. Stephen Strange : You will find our will equal to your own!
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Dr. Stephen Strange : Oh yeah. You're much more of a Thanos.
Thanos : I take it the Maw's dead. This day extracts a heavy toll, still he accomplished his mission.
Dr. Stephen Strange : You may regret that. He brought you face to face with the Master of the Mystic Arts.
Thanos : Where do you think he brought you?
Dr. Stephen Strange : Let me guess, your home?
Thanos : It was, and it was beautiful. Titan was like most planets. When we faced extinction, I offered a solution.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Genocide.
Thanos : They called me a mad man.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Congratulations, you're a prophet.
Thanos : I'm a survivor.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Who wants to murder trillions.
Thanos : With all six stones I can simply snap my fingers and it'll all cease to exist. I call that, mercy.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Then what?
Thanos : I finally rest, and watch the sunrise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest will.
Dr. Stephen Strange : I think you'll find our will, equal, to yours.
Thanos : Our?
Tony Stark : [Slams giant boulder into Thanos] Piece of cake Quill.
Peter Quill : Yeah, if your goal was to piss him off!
[Battle begins]
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Dr. Stephen Strange : Tony... there was no other way.
[turns into dust and blows away]
Peter Parker : Mr. Stark? I don't feel so good.
[looking at his hands]
Tony Stark : You're all right.
Peter Parker : I don't-I don't know what's happening. I don't... Save me, save me!
[falls toward Tony Stark and holds onto him, begins to cry]
Peter Parker : I don't want to go. I don't want to go, Mr. Stark. Please. Please, I don't want to go. I don't want to go...
[falls onto ground with Tony beside him]
Peter Parker : I'm sorry...
[turns into dust and blows away]
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Peter Quill : [Pointing guns at Stark and Parker] Everybody stay where you are, chill the eff out!
[to Iron Man]
Peter Quill : I'm gonna ask you this one time: where is Gamora?
Tony Stark : Yeah, I'll do you one better: WHO'S Gamora?
Drax : I'll do YOU one better: WHY is Gamora?
Peter Quill : Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this little freak!
[puts his gun to Spider-Man's head]
Tony Stark : Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go!
[points his blaster in Drax's face]
Drax : Do it, Quill! I can take it.
Mantis : No, he can't take it!
Dr. Stephen Strange : She's right, you can't.
Peter Quill : Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine, I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself!
[to Spider-Man]
Peter Quill : Starting with you!
Dr. Stephen Strange : Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?
Peter Quill : What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
Tony Stark : You're from Earth?
Peter Quill : I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
Tony Stark : Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit. What're you hassling us for?
Peter Parker : So you're not with Thanos?
Peter Quill : [incredulous] "With Thanos?" No! I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl -- wait, who are you?
Peter Parker : [retracts his helmet] We're the Avengers, man.
Mantis : You're the ones Thor told us about!
Tony Stark : You know Thor?
Peter Quill : Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Where is he now?
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Tony Stark : Tell me his name again.
Bruce Banner : Thanos. He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets. He takes what he wants. He wipes out half the population. He sent Loki. The attack on New York, that's him.
Tony Stark : This is it. What's our timeline?
Bruce Banner : No telling. He has the Power and Space Stones. That already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe. If he gets his hands on all six stones, Tony...
Dr. Stephen Strange : He could destroy life on a scale hitherto undreamt of.
Tony Stark : Did you seriously just say "hitherto undreamt of?"
Dr. Stephen Strange : Are you seriously leaning on the Cauldron of the Cosmos?
Bruce Banner : [leaning on the cauldron] Is that what it is?
[the cloak of Levitation slaps Tony]
Tony Stark : I'm going to allow that.
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Dr. Stephen Strange : A simple spell, but quite effective.
Ebony Maw : Then I will take it off your corpse.
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Dr. Stephen Strange : A simple spell, but quite unbreakable.
Ebony Maw : Then I will take it off your corpse.
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Bruce Banner : Thanos is coming... He's coming.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Who?
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Dr. Stephen Strange : Under no circumstances can we bring the Time Stone to Thanos. I don't think you quite understand...
Tony Stark : What?
Dr. Stephen Strange : ...what's at stake here.
Tony Stark : No, it's you who doesn't understand that Thanos has been inside my head for six years. Since he sent an army to New York and now he's back. And I don't know what to do. So I'm not so sure if it's a better plan to fight him on our turf or his, but you saw what they did, what they can do. At least on his turf, he's not expecting it. So I take we take the fight to him. Doctor. Do you concur?
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Spider-Man : [after arriving on Titan] Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest, or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.
Iron Man : I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. Do you understand?
Spider-Man : I'm trying to say that something is coming.
[a grenade rolls across the floor toward the trio. It explodes, knocking them backwards. Dr. Strange looks up to see Star-Lord, Drax, and Mantis enter the ship through a hole]
Drax : Thanos!
[throws his knives at Dr. Strange, who conjures a magic shield to stop them. Drax yells and tries to charge, but the Cloak of Levitation wraps itself around Drax's face, tackling him to the ground. Star-Lord flies up while firing at Iron Man. Iron Man fires back while rocketing upward as well. He fires a rocket at Star-Lord, who dodges, but the explosion throws him backward. Iron Man grabs him and throws him to the deck. Star-Lord activates a device he had attached to Iron Man's chest, which pulls him toward the wall and sticks him there. Spider-Man wakes up to find Mantis standing in front of him]
Spider-Man : Whoa, whoa, whoa! Please don't put your eggs in me!
[webs her up, but before he can do any more, Star-Lord comes flying in and kicks him aside]
Star-Lord : Stay down, clown.
[Star-Lord fires his blasters at Spider-Man, who leaps into the rafters and dodges the blasts. He lands on the ground and tries to leap toward Star-Lord, but Star-Lord throws a electrical bola at him, sending him tumbling to the ground]
Drax : [wrestling with the Cloak of Levitation] Die, blanket of death!
[Iron Man frees himself from the wall, flies over to Drax, and pins him under his boot while the Cloak of Levitation flies back to Dr. Strange]
Star-Lord : [holding Spider-Man in a headlock] Everybody, stay where you are. Chill the F out.
[he retracts his helmet]
Star-Lord : I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where is Gamora?
Iron Man : Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who is Gamora?
Drax : I'll do *you* one better. Why is Gamora?
Star-Lord : Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you I'm gonna French fry this little freak.
Iron Man : Let's do it. You shoot my guy and I'll blast him. Let's go!
[aims his arm cannon at Drax]
Drax : Do it, Quill! I can take it.
Mantis : No, he can't take it!
Doctor Strange : She's right. He can't.
Star-Lord : Oh, yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine. I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself.
[to Spider-Man]
Star-Lord : Starting with you.
Doctor Strange : Wait, what, Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time. What master do you serve?
Star-Lord : What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
Iron Man : You're from Earth.
Star-Lord : I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
Iron Man : Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit. What are you hassling us for?
Spider-Man : So you're not with Thanos?
Star-Lord : *With* Thanos? No, I'm here to kill Thanos. He took my girl. Wait, who are you?
Spider-Man : [retracts his mask] We're the Avengers, man.
[Star-Lord releases him]
Mantis : You're the ones Thor told us about.
Iron Man : You know Thor?
Star-Lord : Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
Doctor Strange : Where is he now?
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Bruce Banner : Vision is out there somewhere with the Mind Stone, and we have to find him now.
Tony Stark : Yeah, that's the thing.
Bruce Banner : What do you mean?
Tony Stark : Two weeks ago, Vision turned off his transponder. He's offline.
Bruce Banner : What?
Tony Stark : Yeah.
Bruce Banner : Tony, you lost another super-bot?
Tony Stark : I didn't lose him. He's more than that. He's evolving.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Well, who could find Vision, then?
Tony Stark : [quietly] Shit.
[louder]
Tony Stark : Probably Steve Rogers.
Dr. Stephen Strange : Oh, great.
Tony Stark : Maybe.
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Dr. Stephen Strange : A simple spell, but quite unbreakable.
Ebony Maw : Then I will take it off you a corpse.
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Iron Man : [trying to come up with a plan] We're getting no help from Flash Gordon here.
Star-Lord : Flash Gordon? By the way, that's a complement. Don't forget I'm half human. So that's fifty percent of me that's stupid, that's one hundred percent of you.
Iron Man : Your math is blowing my mind.
Mantis : Excuse me, but does your friend often do that?
[Strange is sitting cross-legged in midair, using the Time Stone's power. Tony runs up to him as he collapses]
Iron Man : Strange? We all right? You're back. You're alright.
Spider-Man : Hey, what was that?
Doctor Strange : I went forward in time to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
Star-Lord : How many did you see?
Doctor Strange : Fourteen million, six hundred and five.
Iron Man : How many did we win?
[long beat]
Doctor Strange : One.
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Doctor Strange : [after Thanos describes the downfall of Titan] Congratulations, you're a prophet.
Thanos : I'm a survivor.
Doctor Strange : Who wants to murder trillions.
Thanos : With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist. I call that mercy.
Doctor Strange : And then what?
Thanos : I'd finally rest and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
Doctor Strange : I think you'll find our will equal to yours.
Thanos : Our?
[Iron Man drops a column on him from above]
Iron Man : Piece of cake, Quill.
Star-Lord : Yeah, if your goal was to piss him off.
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Tony Stark : Tell me his name again.
Bruce Banner : Thanos. He's a plague Tony, he invades planets, he takes what it wants, he wipes out half the population. He sent Loki!... the attack on New York, that's him!
Tony Stark : This is it... what's our timeline?
Bruce Banner : No telling. He has the power and space stones, that already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe, if he gets his hands on all six stones Tony...
Dr. Stephen Strange : He could destroy life on a scale hither to undreamt of.
Tony Stark : Did you seriously just said "hitherto undreamt of"?
