- Lady Penelope: Parker, is that really necessary?
- Parker: Sorry, my Lady, London traffic. Believe me, it took all the restraint I had to push the button for the horn, instead of the one for the flame throwers.
- Virgil Tracy: I've got the best rescue equipment in the world with me, and I can't use any of it!
- Grandma Tracy: Maybe you put too much faith in technology, kid. It's not the gear in there that rescues people, it's the Tracy.
- Grandma Tracy: That's weird: the compass isn't pointing north. Never had any problem with it, and... a compass doesn't need power, so it can't be that OMG, can it?
- Virgil Tracy: EMF. Which stands for Electro Magnetic Frequency. Magnets affects compasses, which means...
- Grandma Tracy: If you're waiting for me to answer, Virgil, you're gonna be standing there grinning for a while.
- Virgil Tracy: It means we can follow the compass to the EMF.