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1/10
utter piece of garbage
jmc196926 November 2016
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i cant even believe this film was made, i don't know where to start to be honest. It has got to be the cheesiest piece of trash i've ever seen!.......I only got through about 15 minutes of it then started fast forwarding it to see if it got good---guess what , it got WORSE if that is possible. The biggest joke of this whole movie is how the punk, loser, pathetic, feminine, homo guy who is like 60 has a hot sexy 28 year old woman who is supposedly his fiancé? Cmon, even if this guy was a billionaire NO WOMAN in the world who wasn't totally disgusting , homely, or over 70 years old would give this pathetic, viagra taking punk a chance..If anyone knows where I can find this guy, let me know, because i would like to laugh in his face and say "really?? like a woman that hot would ever give a LOSER like you a chance"??...anyways, don't watch it, its pure garbage of the worse kind...The bigfoot was a deranged white trash guy wearing a "gilly suit", the flashbacks of him and his supposed "hot fiancé" are about half the movie and make NO sense....Its just plain awful..
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1/10
Bigfoot Confused with a Werewolf
dcarsonhagy2 March 2017
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Okay guys. It's only March 2 and I've already got my first nomination for this year's WORST movie--and perhaps one of the worst movies ever made. "The Fiancé" is so bad it almost defies description.

The movie opens with something in pursuit of two men, one who says, "There is no Santa Claus, there is no Bigfoot, but that was not a man in a monkey suit." Oooookay.... Then the scene cuts to one of the main characters (Michael) looking like he's just been hit in the head with a brick. He is anticipating the perfect evening to propose to Sarah, who we meet in smarmy flashbacks. Michael goes to his cabin in the woods (oh brother), opens a bottle of champagne, and toasts...two candles. He awaits his bride-to-be. As sweet Sarah approaches the cabin, a "Bigfoot" attacks, bites her, and the story becomes even more unbelievable. In all other Bigfoot movies, the creature has NEVER been portrayed as a "man-eater." I think everyone here was confused.

To say this movie is horrible does a huge disservice to horrible. The actor (and I use that term VERY loosely here) who played Michael had the acting ability of a turnip. I honestly believe he could not walk and chew gum at the same time. And whoever wrote this huge, steaming pile of *hit, should be drawn and quartered. Here's just a little sample: When Sarah attacks Michael for the first time and bites off two of his fingers, does he call the police? Nope? When he finally gets her out of the house, does he lock the door? Aw, hell no. After the second attack, does he call the police? No. Lock the door? Nope; in fact, HE GOES CHASING AFTER HER. Top this all off with a Bigfoot who looks more like Oliver Reed's werewolf in "Curse of the Werewolf" and you're in for a total suck-fest.

Rated "R" for ridiculous.
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4/10
That was no man in a monkey suit
nogodnomasters3 September 2017
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Business man Michael Thorton (Dallas Valdez) is taking his Russian bride to be Sarah (Carrie Keagan) for a weekend get away in his cabin, in spite of all of the recent Big Foot sightings. Sarah gets attacked and becomes a wer-foot trying to kill Michael, but only comically biting off his digits.

The film had no close ups of Big Foot and the tone was mostly light, but never really funny. Most of the action takes place in a cabin as the two struggle. The main plot is interrupted by flashbacks of Michael's involvement with the Russian mafia and other Bigfoot activity. Another film that thinks itself clever.

Guide: No swearing or sex. Brief blurred rear nudity.
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10/10
A wild ride!!!
ipaintthemovies7 December 2016
In the mid-70's, Bigfoot movies were all the rage from "The Legend of Boggy Creek" to "Sasquatch" which were mostly filmed in a style that today would be considered "documentary" or "found footage". Well, Bigfoot is back and it's a KILLER! With all of the current zombie craze and haunted house films, it's cool to see a new take on an classic legend such as Bigfoot. For a stand alone horror film, The Fiancé'has plenty of scares and intense moments. One of the reasons I dug this movie is because I'm a huge fan of practical effects and the blood and gore in this was great! Not to give anything away, but I practically felt the pain of the protagonist Valdez's character Michael. It was a treat to see Carrie Keagan in something that was somewhat out-of-the-box (or in this case, woods) from her NGTV gig. The transformation of her Sarah was crazy, in a scary way. I have never come across a Bigfoot movie that contains suspense, spices of humor, Russian mobsters and a rabid Fiancé'! Put it all together and enjoy a wild ride!
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