Wedgerino (2015)

Anthony Mascorro: Johnny

Quotes 

• Johnny : My name's Johnny. My full name's Jonathan Junior, so some people call me JJ. But you guys can call me Johnny. I'm trying to get away from the whole "JJ" thing.

• Johnny : This is why your wife left you.

  Dominic : This is not why my wife left me. My wife left me because I'm mean and I hate women.

  Johnny : You're mean and you hate women because your wife left you.

• 'Sa : I'm Lisa. People call me 'Sa for short.

  Johnny : Is that spelled "apostrophe Sa"?

  'Sa : Ya.

• Nicole : I can't tell if you like me.

  Johnny : Yeah, I read that girls like you more when they can't tell if you like them or not.

• Carl : How was the big date?

  Johnny : It was fine.

  Carl : Just fine?

  Johnny : It was marvelous. My trust issues and baggage with women and checkered past didn't get in the way at all.

  Carl : That's great! It sounds like you're cured.