Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Tina and the Real Ghost (2014)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

Quotes 

• Gene Belcher : [after Gene comes out of the stall in the girls' restroom]  The girl's bathroom is nice! Each stall has a tiny metal mailbox. I'm glad I was carrying around that postcard for Ken.

• Gene Belcher : And there's still time to go trick-or-treating!

  Jimmy Pesto, Jr. : It's 10:30. It's too late.

  Gene Belcher : Ah, damn it, Jimmy Jr.! Why do you always know the time?

  Jimmy Pesto, Jr. : I have a watch.

  Gene Belcher : Oh.

• Tina Belcher : I was thinking of showing Jeff the butterflies at the science center. You guys don't want to come along, do you? Probably not. Great. Bye.

  [leaves] 

  Louise Belcher : Jeff, you have my sister home by 11:00!

  Gene Belcher : Wait, make that 9:00\8:00 central! Jeff and I are gonna watch "Kitchen Nightmares." That's gonna be our thing!

• Gene Belcher : Wait, so let me get this straight. His name's not Jeff, but he's real.

  Louise Belcher : No, Gene, there is no Jeff! I just thought it would be funny. I didn't think Tina would fall in love with him and I definitely didn't think Tammy was gonna pull the same crap as me but better with that mirror thing. And now I'm gonna go tell Tina and say I'm sorry, and we're all gonna laugh about this someday, right, guys?

  Linda Belcher : I don't think that's such a good idea.

  Bob Belcher : Lin, why is that not such a good idea?

  Linda Belcher : 'Cause Tina's already feeling heartbroken right now. If we tell her the truth, she's gonna feel heartbroken and dumb.

  Gene Belcher : She got catfished by a box!

  Louise Belcher : So... I'm not telling Tina?

  Linda Belcher : You'll see. You'll all go trick-or-treating tomorrow. She'll be fine. She'll be back to her normal, teeny Tina. She just needs nougat.

• Gene Belcher : Quick, to the Pacific Time Zone! It's still Halloween in San Diego!