- Devin Levin: Look, I like you, Axl. I'm just not sure I can do this whole dating thing. I have soccer practice every day, and my grades suck.
- Axl Heck: Mine suck, too. That's another thing we have in common. We're like those two characters in that book we never read.
- Mike Heck: I gotta say, Brick, you're annoying me the least this week.
- Brick Heck: Thanks, Dad. I know we don't always share a lot of the same interests, but I think we're both very calm.
- Pam Staggs: Another thing, you know, the only thing Pat Sajak said to me was, "You're standing in my light."