Babylon (TV Mini Series)

Cravenwood (2014)

Ewan Bailey: Leighton

Quotes 

• Gabriel Peters : [via police radio]  This is Guard Gabriel Peters. The message I have from the inmates is that they wish to speak to Holly Willoughby.

  Sharon : [to Leighton]  We're working on it.

  Leighton : [to Gabriel]  We're working on it.

  Gabriel Peters : And they want pizzas.

  Finn : Joey Barton's said on Twitter he's willing to be an intermediary.

  Gabriel Peters : They say that if they don't get pizza, they will stuff one us with cheese up the anus and cook us and eat us.

  Sharon : Tell them we would advise against eating a guard. Look, we'll get you some pizzas.

  Gabriel Peters : They say they want naan breads. And onion bhajis. Hold on. I'm getting lots of requests. 40 bargain buckets, 20 ham and mushroom. Stuffed crust.

  Sharon : Not stuffed crust. That's taking the piss.

  Gabriel Peters : They say no anchovies or someone lose their finger.

  Sharon : Did they say that?

  Gabriel Peters : Yeah!

  Sharon : Okay, sit tight. Tell them we're sending in pizzas.

  Leighton : We need to make an intervention plan. I've received a credible threat.

  Sharon : Stuffing him with cheese and eating him? No cheese could realistically be inserted up an anus.

  Finn : I dunno. I reckon I could do it with a wedge of Parmesan and a lump hammer.