Vernon's hometown is honoring him with a statue of his likeness. But when Vernon doesn't approve how it looks he recruits Walt, Charlotte and Doily to "fix" the statue.
Vernon goes on a "date" with a former child actress to give her some bad girl cred. Meanwhile, Debbie takes a hungover Charlotte to work to teach her a lesson.
A TV movie is being made about Vernon's exploits and he will be portrayed by none other than Trayne Crostown! Vernon and Trayne spend the day together as Trayne researches Vernon's character.