"Mom" Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling (TV Episode 2015) Poster

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

  • Bonnie : [heading to an AA meeting]  I'm gonna tell everyone you hit me!

    Marjorie : I'll probably get a standing ovation.

  • Christy : [Alvin's moving into the apartment building]  Do you think you two will get married?

    Bonnie : [sweetly]  I don't know. But no matter what happens, you will always be our little bastard.

  • Bonnie : [at an AA meeting, near tears]  I don't even know where to start... okay, I knew this guy... and he burned me really bad... and for years I prayed that he would die. And then last year he came back into my life, and you know what? I still wished he would die. And then somehow, I don't know how... I fell back in love with him... and guess what? He died.

    [crying] 

    Bonnie : I can't do this!

    [gets up and storms out] 

  • Bonnie : [in bed with Alvin]  Whatever you're doing, you're being very subtle.

    [he doesn't move] 

    Bonnie : Alvin, if you fell asleep down there, I will *never* talk to you again.

  • Christy : [singing as she kicks the bed]  I got my own bed! It's no one else's! I got my own bed! I don't have to share!

    Bonnie : [screaming across the courtyard]  Oh my God, Alvin!

    Christy : [groans]  Gonna have to hear that every night.

    Bonnie : Christy!

    Christy : [curious look]  Odd choice.

    Bonnie : Christy! Help!

    Christy : Oh my God!

    [runs over to Alvin's apartment, Bonnie's standing by the window wrapped in a blanket, Alvin's lying facedown in the bed] 

    Bonnie : [half whisper]  Alvin's dead.

    Christy : What?

    Bonnie : I think he had another heart attack. He's dead.

    Christy : No!

    [feels his neck for a pulse] 

    Bonnie : I already tried that. He's gone.

    Christy : No he's not!

    [calls 911] 

    Christy : I think my father just had a heart attack... no, he's not moving, alright, thanks.

    [hangs up the phone, terrified] 

    Christy : He's gonna be *fine*!

  • Bonnie : I'm just going over to slap the snot out of Alvin's ex-wife.

    Marjorie : Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

    Bonnie : Get out of my way, old lady!

    [Marjorie loudly slaps her] 

    Marjorie : [firmly]  Sit-down!

    Christy : [Bonnie does]  Wow, I wish I knew it was that easy.

    Marjorie : Bonnie, I know you're grieving, but you have to remember you're not alone, you have a lot of people who love and support you.

    Bonnie : You hit me!

    Marjorie : And I might again.

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