Silicon Valley (TV Series)

Two Days of the Condor (2015)

T.J. Miller: Erlich Bachman

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Quotes 

• Erlich Bachman : I don't suppose you have anything to say to me by way of an apology?

  Pete Monahan : For?

  Erlich Bachman : For the embarrassing ordeal that you put me through yesterday in front of over nine people.

• Donald 'Jared' Dunn : What just happened?

  Richard Hendricks : Well, apparently, Raviga held an emergency meeting of Pied Piper's Board of Directors... And they voted to remove me as CEO of my own company. I just got fired.

  Erlich Bachman : [There's a long silence]  And what about me?

• Richard Hendricks : You're selling the house just like that?

  Erlich Bachman : It wasn't a rash decision. I agonized over it.

  Donald 'Jared' Dunn : But what about your incubator?

  Erlich Bachman : What about it, Jared? Pied Piper has caked its pants, Jian-Yang's chances of investment have literally gone up in smoke, and you heard what Monahan said in court yesterday. Market forces and random events have conspired against me to make the success of my incubator all but impossible. Functionally, all I've really achieved is running a flop house where guys have shat, jerked off, and paid me no rent.

  Dinesh Chugtai : Well, we have accomplished one other thing. We're up over 20,000 viewers.

  [Looks at the feed of the stranded tech guy] 

  Richard Hendricks : Holy shit. Really?

  Dinesh Chugtai : Buzzfeed linked to us. Now we're picking up on Reddit. This guy falling off a cliff is the first good luck we've had.

• Louise : Mr. Bachman, I think you would be foolish to turn this down.

  Erlich Bachman : ...Did you just call me a fool?

  Louise : No. All I meant was...

  Erlich Bachman : Madam, you do not call a man a fool on the transom of his own home. A home that happens to be the world headquarters of a company keeping streaming video of a man who's about to drink his own urine online for tens of thousands of Filipinos.