- Eric Cartman: What should we name him, Kenny? I know, how about McNuggets?
- [FVAWQ-JBVdI]
- Stan Marsh: Dude, girls' volleyball isn't a joke. Jokes are hard and require skill.
- Stan Marsh: Do you think they're happy?
- Chicken breeder: Do I think they're happy?
- Stan Marsh: Yeah, like, do you think they mind being made to play 'Magic: The Gathering'?
- Chicken breeder: They're f***in' chickens.
- [1tfo4I1J3NQ]
- crime boss: The hell you do! Get your cock in there.
- [sic]
- [v7hiDGf0RaI]
- Eric Cartman: What's this?
- [_X_o81ZfEWw]
- crime boss: Let's see what kind of money your cock can really make.
- [sic]
- [_X_o81ZfEWw]
- crime boss: You boys have a nice cock.
- [sic]
- [v7hiDGf0RaI]
- Magic opponent: Hold on. Wait. Hold on.
- [mz2KMqDG9pE]
- spectator: Ew!