Mom (TV Series)

Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide (2014)

Matt Jones: Baxter

Quotes 

• Baxter : Killer house, guys.

  Christy : [tensely]  You mean *great* house, right?

  Baxter : Uh, yeah.

  Christy : Then say that!

  Bonnie : Remind me to play poker with you.

• Roscoe : Hey, look what I found wrapped around the doghouse out back.

  Baxter : Hmmm, why would there be police tape around a doghouse?

  Bonnie : [sarcastically]  Maybe he's a crime fighting dog like Scooby Doo.

  Baxter : [buying it]  Yeah, that's probably it.

• Christy : What if the Fisherman's out there?

  Baxter : Who's the Fisherman?

  Bonnie : The madman who killed all the people in this house.

  Baxter : He killed *all* the people?

  Christy : And their dog.

  Baxter : Awww!

  Christy : Violet and Roscoe cannot know about this.

  Baxter : I wish *I* didn't know about this!

  [thunder claps] 

• Baxter : Were you guys walking around in the back yard a minute ago?

  Christy : No.

  Baxter : Huh, that's strange.

  Christy : Why?

  Bonnie : Hold up, how high are you?

  Baxter : No more than usual.

  Christy : Did you see anyone?

  Bonnie : I'm asking the questions. Did you see anyone?

  Baxter : No, just sounded like someone walking around.

  Bonnie : That doesn't prove anything.

  Christy : Hold on, just because he's high doesn't mean he's imagining things.

  Baxter : [laughs]  It usually does.