Colin Mochrie: Self

Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [after "Hollywood Director", where one of the styles was Jimmy Stewart]  Quite a well-known actor. He did a lot of films, like thirty, forty, fifty years ago.

  Wayne Brady : Jimmy Stewart's popular!

  Aisha Tyler : Is he alive?

  Wayne Brady : ...On The CW!

  Ryan Stiles : No, he's not alive.

  [Aisha laughs] 

  Wayne Brady : Right after "Arrow", "The New Adventures of Jimmy Stewart!" "Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha..."

  [imitates a music jingle] 

  Wayne Brady : CW!

  Aisha Tyler : [to camera]  We watch every show on The CW. When I leave here, I'm gonna watch eighteen episodes of "Vampire Diaries". Thank you very much. I love seeing teenagers take off their clothes. And now...

  [Colin stands up and pretends to strip] 

  Ryan Stiles : No, teenagers.

  Colin Mochrie : I can't hear.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Secret", after showing the secret: A cardboard cutout of Colin's head on a muscular body]  I got it for you, Peter. I had your head superimposed on Neil Patrick Harris's body. I hope you don't mind.

  Colin Mochrie : Why? Of course I mind!

  Ryan Stiles : Because you've let yourself go. This is how you USED...

  [cracks up] 

  Ryan Stiles : to look in the old days.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Dubbing", dubbing Wendi McLendon-Covey, whose character is possessed by the devil] 

  [after Wayne imitates a doorbell noise] 

  Colin Mochrie : I'll get it.

  [Wendi answers the door] 

  Wayne Brady : Hello, I'm frather...

  Ryan Stiles : Run, father, run, if you can, save your life!

  Colin Mochrie : [dubbing Wendi McLendon-Covey]  He can't even say the word "father"! How is he supposed to stop ME?

  Wayne Brady : Because I am not just a father, I'm a friar, that makes me a "frather".