Chicago Fire (TV Series)
Santa Bites (2014)
Christian Stolte: Randall McHolland
Quotes
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Christopher Herrmann : What is this? 50 bucks? This is pathetic!
Joe Cruz : Okay, out of the way. Out of the way.
Brian Zvonecek : What's this?
Joe Cruz : Sylvie and I have been trying something for the holiday fest.
Sylvie Brett : We call it Santa Bites.
Joe Cruz : Wait, we do?
Sylvie Brett : Mm-hmm.
Joe Cruz : Santa Bites!
Brian Zvonecek : [tries a bite] Oh, okay. Wow!
Sylvie Brett : It's turkey, potatoes, and cranberries all baked in a bun.
Christopher Herrmann : Oh, ho! Ho, ho ho, mmm!
Randall McHolland : Is it... a double overhead shaka, twice in one year?
Joe Cruz : Yeah!
Christopher Herrmann : Damn, I hate to say it, but this food-truck thing is just what Molly's needs. Aw, holy smokes! Mmm!
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Randall McHolland : Hey, Lieutenant? We still haven't heard hide nor hair of Ambo since they left this morning.
Matthew Casey : Yeah, this is Lieutenant Casey at 51. Do you guys have a location on Ambulance 61, please? Okay. You know what? I'm gonna run by there and have a look. Thanks. 61 is still on scene at 815 South Nebraska. The alarm office said their computers have been up and down all day and they haven't been able to check status.
Joe Cruz : Let's go!
Matthew Casey : Yeah, load up.
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Joe Cruz : [after the Molly's II truck destroyed property at a Chicago winter festival] In my defense, the emergency brake should not be right there.
Brian Zvonecek : You were supposed to chock the tires!
Joe Cruz : Mouch was supposed to do that!
Randall McHolland : Do we even have tire chocks?
Christopher Herrmann : Never in all my life have I been that humialted!
Randall McHolland : I beg to differ.
Brian Zvonecek : Yeah, me too.
Joe Cruz : Look, any press is good press, right?
[Herrmann shows Cruz a newspaper with the headline "MANAGER DANGER"]
Joe Cruz : Yeah, except that.
Christopher Herrmann : Yeah, that reads like Molly's is responsible for the death of Jesus *again*. That truck is cursed.
Joe Cruz : It is not the truck's fault, all right?
Christopher Herrmann : I gave you guys eight weeks to make money out of the name "Molly's II". That was a challenge.
Randall McHolland : But you never said...
Christopher Herrmann : But, but, but! How much money have you made?
Joe Cruz : We're just getting started!
Christopher Herrmann : You're fired!
[Otis walks away whistling]