Chicago Fire (TV Series)
Santa Bites (2014)
Yuriy Sardarov: Brian Zvonecek
Quotes
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Wallace Boden : Hyphenated last name. Can you believe that? So the kid, he has three names. You put in a middle name, that's four. That's ridiculous.
Brian Zvonecek : Oh, yeah, yeah, I agree.
Wallace Boden : What was your mother's maiden name?
Brian Zvonecek : Panchoulidze.
Wallace Boden : Can you imagine saying, "Hi, I'm Brian..." What was it?
Brian Zvonecek : Panchoulidze.
Wallace Boden : Panchoulidze-Zvonecek? Imagine kindergarten, writing that at the top of the damn page.
Brian Zvonecek : Whoa, no, that would've been...
Wallace Boden : Where would you be sitting right now?
Brian Zvonecek : Huh?
Wallace Boden : You? You would be an accountant. Or, uh, working in a bakery or something like that.
Brian Zvonecek : Yeah, huh. I don't--I don't know that that would... I mean, yeah, totally.
Wallace Boden : Utterly asinine, right?
Brian Zvonecek : Mm! Chief?
Wallace Boden : What?
Brian Zvonecek : You and Donna... You're gonna make great parents.
[knock on door]
Wallace Boden : Yeah.
Connie : Uh, Chief, a Mac McCoy from the City Building Department is on the phone.
Wallace Boden : Yeah, yeah. Connie, I'll take it.
Brian Zvonecek : I...
Wallace Boden : Thank you.
Brian Zvonecek : Yeah.
Wallace Boden : [picks up the phone] Chief Boden.
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Christopher Herrmann : What is this? 50 bucks? This is pathetic!
Joe Cruz : Okay, out of the way. Out of the way.
Brian Zvonecek : What's this?
Joe Cruz : Sylvie and I have been trying something for the holiday fest.
Sylvie Brett : We call it Santa Bites.
Joe Cruz : Wait, we do?
Sylvie Brett : Mm-hmm.
Joe Cruz : Santa Bites!
Brian Zvonecek : [tries a bite] Oh, okay. Wow!
Sylvie Brett : It's turkey, potatoes, and cranberries all baked in a bun.
Christopher Herrmann : Oh, ho! Ho, ho ho, mmm!
Randall McHolland : Is it... a double overhead shaka, twice in one year?
Joe Cruz : Yeah!
Christopher Herrmann : Damn, I hate to say it, but this food-truck thing is just what Molly's needs. Aw, holy smokes! Mmm!
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Joe Cruz : [after the Molly's II truck destroyed property at a Chicago winter festival] In my defense, the emergency brake should not be right there.
Brian Zvonecek : You were supposed to chock the tires!
Joe Cruz : Mouch was supposed to do that!
Randall McHolland : Do we even have tire chocks?
Christopher Herrmann : Never in all my life have I been that humialted!
Randall McHolland : I beg to differ.
Brian Zvonecek : Yeah, me too.
Joe Cruz : Look, any press is good press, right?
[Herrmann shows Cruz a newspaper with the headline "MANAGER DANGER"]
Joe Cruz : Yeah, except that.
Christopher Herrmann : Yeah, that reads like Molly's is responsible for the death of Jesus *again*. That truck is cursed.
Joe Cruz : It is not the truck's fault, all right?
Christopher Herrmann : I gave you guys eight weeks to make money out of the name "Molly's II". That was a challenge.
Randall McHolland : But you never said...
Christopher Herrmann : But, but, but! How much money have you made?
Joe Cruz : We're just getting started!
Christopher Herrmann : You're fired!
[Otis walks away whistling]