Community (TV Series)
Basic Email Security (2015)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Quotes
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Britta Perry : We're talking about freedom of speech! It's the amendment so important it's literally the first one they remembered to add!
Elroy Patashnik : For white people.
Francesca 'Frankie' Dart : With penises.
Jeff Winger : We prefer to be called "people without color or vaginas".
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Britta Perry : [Giving a press conference] The performance by Goopta Goopty Goopta will go on as scheduled tomorrow night, and we encourage anyone who believes in freedom to attend Mr. Goopta's performance. Although, as a woman, and someone with many Jewish and black friends, I will be deeply offended. I'm petitioning to have Mr. Gupta banned from all campuses across America. But, one thing at a time. First, freedom of speech does not just apply to speech you want to hear.
Jeff Winger : [Interjects] Case in point, am I right?
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Jeff Winger : You know, what I don't want to see? Your exchanges with your life coach about the study group when we were dating. Oh, and by the way, clearly, not a life coach, and absolutely, just an Italian sociopath you met at a dispensary.
Frankie Dart : You two dated?
Elroy Patashnik : This was a study group?
Abed Nadir : Yeah, Chang was our teacher.
Frankie Dart , Elroy Patashnik : What?
Ben Chang : That's right, and frankly, haven't been well utilized since.
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Annie Edison : You had my blood tested for amphetamines?
Jeff Winger : You were extra jumpy last spring. We had to double check to be safe.
Annie Edison : I don't think I'm jumpy enough if my friends can steal my blood.
Britta Perry : Oh, you gave it to us.
Annie Edison : For that human genome project?
Abed Nadir : We only used half of it for that. By the way, you're one percent Neanderthal.
Ben Chang : Ew.
Annie Edison : How can you judge anyone, light switch licker?
Ben Chang : Like this, ew.