"Community" Basic Email Security (TV Episode 2015) Poster

(TV Series)

(2015)

Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry

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  • Britta Perry : Look, I know some things have gotten too simple and other things have gotten too complicated, but we still have a legacy and a job in this country. We're the colony so high maintenance the British gave up. We're so obnoxious the French sent us a statue. Nobody tells us to shut up. And yes, I know that our wealth is no longer distributed, and yes, our democracy has been hijacked and turned into a puppet show about two fake parties that are controlled by a cartel of monopolies, and yes, if our votes had any real power they'd be illegal.

    Annie Edison : Britta! Freedom of speech acknowledged. Trust us.

    Britta Perry : Cancel the show and you cancel people. Might as well bring dinosaurs back.

    Abed Nadir : [Suddenly very interested]  What? Let her finish.

  • Britta Perry : We have to stop the people. Their freedom of speech depends on it.

  • Britta Perry : We're talking about freedom of speech! It's the amendment so important it's literally the first one they remembered to add!

    Elroy Patashnik : For white people.

    Francesca 'Frankie' Dart : With penises.

    Jeff Winger : We prefer to be called "people without color or vaginas".

  • Britta Perry : [Giving a press conference]  The performance by Goopta Goopty Goopta will go on as scheduled tomorrow night, and we encourage anyone who believes in freedom to attend Mr. Goopta's performance. Although, as a woman, and someone with many Jewish and black friends, I will be deeply offended. I'm petitioning to have Mr. Gupta banned from all campuses across America. But, one thing at a time. First, freedom of speech does not just apply to speech you want to hear.

    Jeff Winger : [Interjects]  Case in point, am I right?

  • Annie Edison : You had my blood tested for amphetamines?

    Jeff Winger : You were extra jumpy last spring. We had to double check to be safe.

    Annie Edison : I don't think I'm jumpy enough if my friends can steal my blood.

    Britta Perry : Oh, you gave it to us.

    Annie Edison : For that human genome project?

    Abed Nadir : We only used half of it for that. By the way, you're one percent Neanderthal.

    Ben Chang : Ew.

    Annie Edison : How can you judge anyone, light switch licker?

    Ben Chang : Like this, ew.

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