Community (TV Series)
Basic Email Security (2015)
Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry
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Quotes
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Britta Perry : Look, I know some things have gotten too simple and other things have gotten too complicated, but we still have a legacy and a job in this country. We're the colony so high maintenance the British gave up. We're so obnoxious the French sent us a statue. Nobody tells us to shut up. And yes, I know that our wealth is no longer distributed, and yes, our democracy has been hijacked and turned into a puppet show about two fake parties that are controlled by a cartel of monopolies, and yes, if our votes had any real power they'd be illegal.
Annie Edison : Britta! Freedom of speech acknowledged. Trust us.
Britta Perry : Cancel the show and you cancel people. Might as well bring dinosaurs back.
Abed Nadir : [Suddenly very interested] What? Let her finish.
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Britta Perry : We have to stop the people. Their freedom of speech depends on it.
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Britta Perry : We're talking about freedom of speech! It's the amendment so important it's literally the first one they remembered to add!
Elroy Patashnik : For white people.
Francesca 'Frankie' Dart : With penises.
Jeff Winger : We prefer to be called "people without color or vaginas".
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Britta Perry : [Giving a press conference] The performance by Goopta Goopty Goopta will go on as scheduled tomorrow night, and we encourage anyone who believes in freedom to attend Mr. Goopta's performance. Although, as a woman, and someone with many Jewish and black friends, I will be deeply offended. I'm petitioning to have Mr. Gupta banned from all campuses across America. But, one thing at a time. First, freedom of speech does not just apply to speech you want to hear.
Jeff Winger : [Interjects] Case in point, am I right?
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Annie Edison : You had my blood tested for amphetamines?
Jeff Winger : You were extra jumpy last spring. We had to double check to be safe.
Annie Edison : I don't think I'm jumpy enough if my friends can steal my blood.
Britta Perry : Oh, you gave it to us.
Annie Edison : For that human genome project?
Abed Nadir : We only used half of it for that. By the way, you're one percent Neanderthal.
Ben Chang : Ew.
Annie Edison : How can you judge anyone, light switch licker?
Ben Chang : Like this, ew.