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Advanced Safety Features (2015)
Paget Brewster: Frankie Dart
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Frankie Dart : Chang, how's it going with the PowerPoint for the city council meeting?
Ben Chang : Good question.
[Gets up from his chair, puts on his reading glasses, dims the lights and begins a PowerPoint presentation entitled "Chang and PowerPoint A Journey to Disappointment]
Ben Chang : When you asked if I knew PowerPoint, I said...
[Presents a new slide]
Ben Chang : "Yes." But what did I really mean?
[Presents a new slide]
Ben Chang : These are yeses and noes in a chart. They appear to be the same. However...
[Presents a new slide, with a rooster crowing and laying an egg]
Ben Chang : I think you'll find...
[Reaches behind the projector screen]
Ben Chang : that within some eggs...
[Produces an egg from behind the projector]
Ben Chang : is the truth.
[He smashes the egg on a laptop]
Ben Chang : That should have been a dollar bill. But I'm no magician.
[He reopens the lights and takes off his glasses, as he sits on his chair again]
Ben Chang : I'm just a guy that knows PowerPoint
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Frankie Dart : Next item is Friday's alumni dance. How's that progressing?
Annie Edison : I've emailed ever former student who's not in prison... or jail. Everyone, remember, there's a difference. Our alumni are touchy about that.
Elroy Patashnik : What's the difference?
Britta Perry : You go to jail if a cop doesn't like you. They can't send you to prison without knowing you're poor.