- Phil Miller: Carol, what did you do to the Monet?
- Carol Pilbasian: Well, this old thing didn't have any life in it, so I painted a fun little dog on it.
- Phil Miller: I saw that...
- Carol Pilbasian: Hi there, little guy! I call it 'Dog Bridge, by Monet and Carol'. Isn't it better?
- Phil Miller: No, it is not. Please don't paint on my paintings!
- Carol Pilbasian: [leans sideways to hide from Phil's view the duck she'd painted on his Van Gogh]
- Phil Miller: Do you HAVE to wear that thing all the time?
- Carol Pilbasian: Oh Phil, sleep apnea is a part of who I am, just like dandrift and aggressive night toots are a part of who you are.