- Ashley Alexander: We've had the Allen house on the market for years, and nobody has been able to sell it. It has a rodent problem...
- Jessica Huang: It's "pet-friendly."
- Ashley Alexander: The roof has a hole.
- Jessica Huang: Skylight!
- Ashley Alexander: There was a brutal murder there.
- Jessica Huang: [smiling] So statistically, another murder is unlikely!
- Jessica Huang: You are so grounded.
- Eddie Huang: You hard, woman!
- Louis Huang: Eddie, don't call your mother "woman".