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Simon : Was that not pleasurable, Jill? The angle of entry was optimised.
Jill Drummond : It was fine Simon. Very... efficient. It's just... well, can you not do something a bit more... you know, unexpected?
Simon : What would you like me to do?
Jill Drummond : [chuckles] Well the whole point is that... Just, never mind. Just say something random, tell me a joke, or pay me a compliment.
Simon : Your body mass index is well within the recommended range for someone of your age, height and weight.