- Marco Diaz: I don't know where people get the idea I'm so safe! Oh, watch your step. Loose tile. It's ridiculous!
- [closes an open locker]
- Marco Diaz: Careful. You wear a helmet in the gym shower one time, and you're labeled for life! Oop. Broken glass. Frankly, I like taking risks and would welcome a little danger in my life.
- [Star uses her magic wand to turn a butterfly into a screeching monster. It picks up a nearby student and flies away as the student screams in terror]
- Marco Diaz: What the heck was that?
- Star Butterfly: Oops. Heh. I thought you wanted a little danger.
- Marco Diaz: [looks at Star suspiciously] Who are you?
- Star Butterfly: I'm a magical princess from another dimension!
- [Star makes a rainbow with her wand, and several cute creatures appear around her. The rainbow suddenly bursts into flames, and the cute creatures run away. Marco looks stunned]
- Marco Diaz: Well, that brings us to the end of our tour. I'm going home now.
- Star Butterfly: Bye, new friend! See you tomorrow! Bye! Bye, new friend! See you later!
- [Marco lifts his hood over his head and runs away]
- Star Butterfly: I'm sorry, Marco. Uh... How about a little sunshine to brighten your day?
- [Star creates a small sun over Marco's head. It immediately turns into a raincloud, drenching him in water]
- Star Butterfly: Aw...
- Marco Diaz: I can't take this anymore! If you're moving in, I am moving out!
- [Marco moves toward the open window and slips outside]
- Star Butterfly: Are you okay?
- Marco Diaz: Luckily, the cactuses broke my fall.
- Star Butterfly: Do you need any help?
- Marco Diaz: Ow! I'm fine! Just leave me alone!
- [walks off]
- Star Butterfly: [whimpers] Hmm...
- [whimpers]
- Star Butterfly: Hmm... Uh... Ah.
- [walks away from the window, rushes back to the window]
- Star Butterfly: [whimpers]
- Ludo: Star Butterfly! At last, I've found you!
- Star Butterfly: Ludo! How did you know I was here?
- Ludo: [chuckling] Wouldn't you like to know?
- Star Butterfly: Yes. That's why I asked.
- Ludo: Well, Buff Frog- Hey! I don't have to tell you anything! Get her!
- Marco Diaz: Star, Pony Head threatened to-!
- [Pony Head shoves Marco aside, and he hangs over the edge of the cloud. He screams]
- Joust Joust Revolution Announcer: Fall, fall, fall, fall...
- Star Butterfly: Nooooo! I can be good. Please! Don't send me to St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses!
- King Butterfly: Sweetheart, we're not sending you there.
- Star Butterfly: Oh!
- Queen Butterfly: ...Yet.
- Marco Diaz: All right, Star... feast your eyes on this!
- Star Butterfly: [singing] Marco's Super Awesome Nachos!
- [picks a nacho]
- Star Butterfly: Triangle food!
- Marco Diaz: Holy pixels! So many video games!
- Pony Head: Yes, I knew you would like it here. This place is full of squares.
- Pony Head: You're going down, downer!
- Marco Diaz: Oh, yeah? Well, your mother's a horse!
- Pony Head: Uh, okay, and your point would be?
- Star Butterfly: Aw, look at you two getting along.
- Additional Voices: For the last time... where is she?
- Marco Diaz: [crying] I'm telling you! I don't know!
- Additional Voices: Not talking, eh? What if I do... this?
- [flickers lamp on and off]
- Marco Diaz: Stop! That's really annoying!
- Principal Skeeves: So you say you're from another dimension.
- [the office lights flicker on and off. The king, queen, and principal look to Star, who's toying with the light switch]
- Star Butterfly: And you said there was no magic on Earth.
- Principal Skeeves: Yeah... This isn't gonna work.
- [King Butterfly presents a chest of riches, and dollar signs appear in Skeeves' eyes]
- Principal Skeeves: She is gonna love it here!
- Star Butterfly: What? I had no idea these were your parents! I just assumed everyone on Earth had the last name "Diaz"!
- Star Butterfly: I didn't get a choice about coming here to Earth, and you didn't get a choice about having to deal with me.
- [Marco's angry expression softens]
- Star Butterfly: I'll... I'll find another family to live with.
- Star Butterfly: Whoo! Now... just you two! A souvenir from the night my besties became besties. Yay.
- [leaves the booth]
- Pony Head: [glares at Marco] Listen. We are not gonna be besties. We are not even gonna be second-besties.
- [the booth takes a photo of Marco and Pony Head smiling, and a caption reads "Super Kawaii"]
- Marco Diaz: "Second-besties"? That's not even a thing!
- Pony Head: Ohhhh! You wanna make this a thing?
- [the booth takes another photo of Marco and Pony Head smiling, and captions read "LETS ENJOY", "HAY GURL!", and "PARTY LIFE"]
- Pony Head: Look here, Earth Turd. This night is really important to me. You mess that up, and you're gonna get the horn!
- [Pony Head points her unicorn horn at Marco's neck. The booth takes another photo of Marco and Pony Head, and captions read "WE ARE COOL!" and "#1"]
- Pony Head: Got it? Good. Real good. Later!
- [Pony Head exits the booth, leaving a frightened and shuddering Marco. The booth takes a photo of Marco's frightened face, and a caption reads "OH NO SHE DINT!"]
- Pony Head: Uh, heh, funny story. You're gonna love it... I kinda ditched him and left him in the other dimension. Oops.
- [chuckling]
- Star Butterfly: What?
- Pony Head: B-Fly!
- Star Butterfly: How could you do that to my best friend?
- Pony Head: Best friend? Last time I checked, the best friend was me!
- Star Butterfly: I can have two best friends. Unless one of them is a friend-ditching liar.
- Pony Head: That Earth Turd means that much to you?
- Star Butterfly: He's the best turd I've ever known.
- Pony Head: [sighs] Okay.