- Bonnie: So how'd you lose your eyesight?
- Mr. Munson: Defending our country.
- Bonnie: Thank you for your service.
- Mr. Munson: I got syphilis from a Saigon whore.
- Bonnie: Still, brave.
- Mr. Munson: How'd you fake your way into the building manager's job?
- Bonnie: What makes you think I faked my way in here?
- [faucet erupts]
- Mr. Munson: You forgot to shut off the main valve, didn't you?
- Bonnie: You forgot to wear a condom, didn't you?
- Bonnie: [to the tenants who want her kicked out] I think you all have forgotten I have the keys to all your apartments, and all your dirty little secrets.
- [one man runs off]
- Bonnie: Where're you going, Mr. Wilkerson? To put on a dress?
- [to the others]
- Bonnie: Or how about the young woman on the 3rd floor who has a web series taking place in her shower? Or a man in the corner apartment who every night enjoys making love to a nice warm pumpkin? If I go down, I'm taking all of you down with me.
- Mr. Munson: You're bluffing.
- Bonnie: Am I?
- [leans over and whispers in his ear]
- Mr. Munson: [startled] I think she should stay.
- Beverly: I've started a petition to have you kicked out of here.
- Bonnie: Nobody will sign that petition, I'm beloved here.
- Beverly: [takes out paper] I got 38 signatures in one hour.
- Bonnie: Mind if I read that?
- [balls up the petition and puts it in her mouth triumphantly]
- Beverly: [smugly] It's a copy!
- Bonnie: [takes it out of her mouth and slaps it in Beverly's hand] In that case, have a good day.