- Dr. Joan Watson: [looking at photos of the victim] It looks like Point Break and Magic Mike had a kid.
- [seeing Sherlock's expression]
- Dr. Joan Watson: They're...
- Sherlock Holmes: Trifles of the cinema, I presume.
- Sherlock Holmes: So you entered into negotiation with a drug cartel. Right. You know, decorum forbids me from showing my emotions during an interview such as this one, but I assure you, on the inside I am doubled over with laughter.
- Barbara: Clay went to the cartel. They set a price-10 million dollars. The company countered at five.
- Sherlock Holmes: And now inside me is soiling himself.
- Dr. Joan Watson: You broke into my apartment?
- Sherlock Holmes: You break into my home all the time.
- Dr. Joan Watson: That is because you force me to.