Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
Payback (2015)
Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta
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Quotes
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Rosa Diaz : Hey, Boyle, I need a recommendation for a good restaurant. It's Marcus' birthday and I wanna do something... nice.
Charles Boyle : Oooh! You want, like, classic romantic or gastro-sensuous?
Rosa Diaz : Nope, never mind.
Jake Peralta : I know those categories. You guys are talking dates. Here's what you do. Invite him over, order some fancy take out, throw it in a pot, and act like you cooked it. I got the idea from Yahoo! Answers.
Rosa Diaz : Dude, I'm not gonna buy a pot. We're not married.