Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
Defense Rests (2015)
Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta
Quotes
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Jake Peralta : My lady left me.
Captain Ray Holt : My lady stayed.
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Jake Peralta : I should not have gone to that party. I shouldn't have gone to that bathroom. I should not have arrested her boss.
Terry Jeffords : I don't see it that way. You did everything right. You were a good cop.
Jake Peralta : Good lonely cop.
Terry Jeffords : Hey, man, you put yourself out there. You weren't breezy. You like Sophia, you fought for her. You should be proud.
Captain Ray Holt : No, you should be changing her auto-correct. What's her last name?
Jake Peralta : Perez.
Captain Ray Holt : No. It's "Butt" now. Sophia Butt.
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Jake Peralta : All of our worst enemies are here. Brown hair guy. Pony tail lady. Asian Don Cheadle. I refuse to learn their names because it humanizes them.
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Jake Peralta : The Association of Brooklyn Public Defenders, A.K.A. The Chamber of Asses. No, wait. That's too sexy. The Chamber of Snakes.