- Annette Castellano: Danny's father's in town? After walking out on me, he's back?
- Mindy Lahiri: I knew I shouldn't have told you, but it's not my fault. I have ADHDTV.
- Danny Castellano: You told Mom we'd bring Dad and Little Danny to dinner tonight? What the hell is wrong with you? Why don't you just invite a lion? There'd be less carnage.
- Mindy Lahiri: I spoke to your mom on the phone. She seemed really chill about it. I think that wine of the day club I got her is really working.