Mom (TV Series)

Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint (2015)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

• Lorraine : [to Alvin]  I'm the mother of your children.

  Bonnie : I'm the mother of one of your children.

  Lorraine : At least he never said any of my kids were a mistake.

  Bonnie : [to Alvin]  You called Christy a mistake?

• Bonnie : How could you say that Christy was a mistake?

  Alvin : What I actually told my then wife when she was throwing me out of my house, was that I thought us having a kid when we were 18 was a mistake.

  Bonnie : And you believed that?

  Alvin : Yeah, we were broke, we were living in a Winnebago on bricks. But after spending time with Christy, I realized having her 35 years ago was the best thing we ever did.

• Bonnie : So you got any plans for tonight?

  Christy : Just gonna have some 'me time'.

  Bonnie : So you're gonna masturbate?

  Christy : I prefer to think of it as 'making love'.

  Bonnie : Christy.

  Christy : Yeah?

  Bonnie : Keep it on your side of the bed.

• Bonnie : Why'd you tell Lorraine you were alone?

  Alvin : Why stir the pot?

  Bonnie : Does she know we're seeing each other?

  Alvin : Again, the pot which doesn't bear stirring.

  Bonnie : Oh my God, I'm like your dirty little whore kept on the side.

  Alvin : No it's nothing...

  Bonnie : I love it!