- Christy: [Christy has just discovered Andy's S&M dungeon, having thought he was relatively normal] And... the wedding's off.
- Andy: [Andy appears at the door in his underwear, wearing a dog collar and leash] Do you like what you see?
- Christy: Andy! Look at you! What's happening now?
- Andy: You said you liked to be adventurous.
- Christy: Yeah... but I meant, like, pancakes for dinner.
- Bonnie: How could you say that Christy was a mistake?
- Alvin: What I actually told my then wife when she was throwing me out of my house, was that I thought us having a kid when we were 18 was a mistake.
- Bonnie: And you believed that?
- Alvin: Yeah, we were broke, we were living in a Winnebago on bricks. But after spending time with Christy, I realized having her 35 years ago was the best thing we ever did.
- Christy: [running out of Andy's apartment, singsong] I'm alone I'm alone I'm alone, but I'm not murdered.