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3/10
High art it ain't
Leofwine_draca14 February 2019
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MEGACONDA is an extremely cheap monster flick with a Z-grade budget that makes it look like an indie movie. I'm surprised that various old-time familiar faces were coerced into appearing, including the likes of Greg Evigan and Stella Stevens. The movie was directed by Christopher "son of Fred Olen" Ray with a minimum of time and effort, and merely features repetitive sequences of characters being eaten by a most ridiculous-looking, poorly-animated giant snake. High art it ain't.
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2/10
Stella Stevens last hurrah is a cheap scifi movie?
travelgoer24 March 2021
It is really sad to think this was screen star Stella Stevens last acting gig before five years later she had to sell home and go into a long term nursing facility and now wastes away her last years. Her acting scenes were unfortunately not memorable as the lowly barkeep at local watering hole and also as nursemaid for the last hiking survivor. Only glad thing was to see this was not like most of the big snake movies where everyone is gobbled up. Stella Stevens character was able to live!!! I hope she made enough from this movie to keep some $$$ in the bank.
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3/10
Megacrap
Stevieboy66628 September 2021
A huge prehistoric snake is awoken when building work commences on its hillside home. There are lots of monster creature movies beginning with the word Mega, as a rule they are all cheap with bad acting, silly plots and awful CGI "special" effects. Megaconda is no exception, it's utter trash, however if you are in the mood for a bad but watchable movie that features a ridiculous looking, growling snake then give it a go. Scream Queen Michelle Bauer is amongst the cast and at 51 she was still looking good.
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5/10
Hilarious!
beckwith-5642223 September 2020
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Just so bad it's good - toy snake sliding through trees and over rocks (same ones, time after time) eating bad actors en route. Guns pointing every which way rarely in the direction of the megaconda, disturbed after millions of years. Will the building development go ahead? who cares.
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1/10
CGI created by a baby on a sugar high.
kaydbrosnan5 August 2023
Bored on a Saturday and thought that title sounds interesting.

On the HorrorXtra channel. I know colour me stupid!

Acting leaves a lot lot lot to be desired with no real conviction or believability in delivery of lines. Sheriff reminds me a little of Al Pacino; not acting skills but facial features.

If you get paid handsomely for starring (strong word) in one of these type of films, sign me up.

CGI created by a baby on a sugar high. Could produce better on my Nokia 9310.

Conclusion; if you have got anything else you could be doing trimming the hedge in your garden, painting the front room with a tooth brush, or creating snakes on your phone then do that.
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3/10
Just another generic creature feature with lousy CGI effects...
paul_haakonsen4 November 2020
First of all, I must admit that I had absolutely no expectations for this 2010 movie. Why? Well, for starters, look at the name; "Megaconda". That just drips with low budget and horrible creature feature all over it. And usually movies with monstrously large snakes tend to be dubious at best.

But I hadn't seen the movie before, so of course I ended up sitting down to watch the 2010 movie from writer Steve Latshaw and director Christopher Olen Ray.

So how was it? Well, pretty much as it could possible be. A predictable movie with such a generic script that even a dead person could be able to keep up with it. And the CGI animated snake was so fake and poorly made that even a computer game from the 1990s would reject it.

Granted, "Megaconda" was not among the best of huge snake movies. No, not even by a longshot. Yet, I managed to get through the entire ordeal.

The acting in the movie was adequate enough, if you take into consideration the limitations of the script and the flaccid characters they had to work with. Of course, a movie such as this doesn't really boast any grand names on the billing.

A creature feature such as "Megaconda" is required to have realistic effects, or at least a creature design that you can buy into. But "Megaconda" didn't have that. Instead we were treated to a horribly animated CGI snake that was definitely among some of the worst animated snake effects I have suffered through.

My rating of "Megaconda" lands on a staggering three out of ten stars. This was a swing and a miss folks, and you might as well just give the movie a wide berth, because it is not really worth the time, money or effort.
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Trash
bl-6397413 March 2021
Exactly what you expect by the title Only much worse. Greg Evigan and Stella Stevens head to be Very desperate for a paycheck. I struggle to call the other characters even actors. The only thing that isn't totally bad about this movie is the actual monster The only thing that isn't totally bad about this movie is the actual monster
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3/10
It's true - b-grade quality crap right here
indi5tinct1ve2 December 2022
As for the professional review, this mirrors what's already been said. With particular focus on how bad the CGI 'Megaconda' was, unless you genuinely are in a charitable mood - this is a supremely bad movie ! With the exception of a few staff who have been 'around the block' a few times over the years through different roles, ...the acting is questionable at best...plot, I'll leave that to you... and movies that have little to no dialogue at the end to sum seem to top off a bad way of spending 1 1/2 hours of your life.

Watch for a laugh, watch to cringe, watch for whatever you want! Up to you!
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8/10
Average but entertaining
warshipspictures131 May 2015
Megaconda was a movie that I didn't know existed until today. I watched and thought it was averages but entertaining. The effects aren't the best but I didn't expect them to be. The snake scenes are fun to watch. The acting wasn't anything to write home about about though Greg Evigan was decent with what he was given. I also thought the snake was a bit to big, I would have rather seen a snake as big as the ones in the Anaconda series but that's just me. The sounds that the snake makes are the same ones you hear in every giant snake movie which isn't a bad thing because I do like the sounds, though I guess I'm weird. The director, Christopher Ray (known for Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus) did a decent job directing, he is pretty good at action sequences which was really what I and other people watch these type of movies for. But over all this is a average but entertaining movie. 2 out of 4 stars
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7/10
What you would expect to find in this kind of creature feature
kannibalcorpsegrinder13 October 2019
After a series of strange incidents, a group of friends hiking out in the woods finds evidence that a local construction project has awakened a gigantic prehistoric snake that is running loose in the countryside killing everyone it comes across and forces them to call the authorities to deal with it.

This here was an expectedly decent enough creature feature. Like what is usually the case with these films, the high amount of action here battling the creature makes for a slew of cheesy creature feature goodness. From the opening ambush on the construction worker that doesn't notice it stalking towards him, the attack on the hikers going innocently through the park or the son's first encounter with the creature where it forces them to hide in the cave with the artist working in the area all make for some fun moments here, and with the series of scenes featuring the snake hunting stragglers in the woods it makes for an even better time getting to the finale. Bringing in a helicopter ambush, a series of gun-battles against the snake and an explosive finale, there's some strong cheesy creature action that keeps the film moving along rather nicely and making for the film's best aspects. There are still some problems with this one. The most obvious issue present is the lame CGI that feels like every other bargain-basement style production in the style where it never really employs the kind of realistic work it should be capable of. The snake's size and generally quite energetic appearance means that it has to look incredibly cheap to get it to perform those actions, causing the infamous style of graphics that come from cut scenes out of a video game. Its dimensions are never accurate as it seems to tower over anything and everything one minute then manages to sneak into the most obscure places to strike out at victims whenever possible which just highlights how off the material in those scenes is. The other real issue is the film's padding with rather useless side-plots that go nowhere. It's not necessary to keep coming back to the constant complaining about the need for all the different attempts to stop the company building in the area. It's a common trope that doesn't mean much to the film as a whole, manages to go nowhere when it's brought up to various individuals in higher authority only to have the entire thing wiped out without any resolution. The cheating housewife scenario doesn't help matters, and with the lack of any exploitation to come out of this feels like padding to add a reason for the characters to be there to ramp up the body count. As well, with the shoddy-looking single-location feel that still shows busy highways running by in the background unaffected by what's going on, which makes for quite a cheesy feel, these are what hold this one back despite being expected for this kind of film.

Rated Unrated/R: Violence and Language.
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10/10
Cinematic masterpiece!
charliebowk27 July 2022
Every aspect of this film is pure perfection. The megaconda is the epitome of realistic, every scale meticulously detailed to give a very real look. This action packed thriller keeps you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. You could call me a mega-fan!
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9/10
Another great horror movie that people have to hate
jacobjohntaylor17 February 2022
1 out of 10. Come on people how many people are there these day that do not know a good monster movie when they see it. This is a very scary movie. It is so scarier it is scarier then A Nightmare on elm street. This is a very scary movie. If you like horror movies you will like this.
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