Family Guy (TV Series)
Quagmire's Mom (2015)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin
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Quotes
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Peter Griffin : [after someone pointing out his checkbook doesn't have anything written in it] Lois, why DON'T my checkbooks have any writing in them?
Lois Griffin : Well, Peter...
Peter Griffin : What?
Lois Griffin : That's just a wide pad of post-its I gave you.
Stewie Griffin : WHAT? So that million-dollar check you gave me yesterday is no good? I quit my job, man!
Stewie Griffin : [cut to Stewie flipping his co-workers off] I will NOT see you Monday!
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Lois Griffin : [When Peter throws a party] Peter, what the hell is going on?
Teenager : [to Peter] Oh, dude, is that your mom?
Lois Griffin : No, I'm not his mom, you little bastard.
Peter Griffin : That "little bastard" knows how to smoke pot out of an apple.
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Lois Griffin : Glenn, what the hell's going on?
Glenn Quagmire : It turns out that girl I took home from Peter's party last night is in high school.
Peter Griffin : Oh, my God! Does this mean you're gonna move to Europe to make movies?