The Greasy Strangler (2016)
Abdoulaye NGom: Senegalese Tourist
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Quotes
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Big Ronnie : Well who likes the Bee Gees? Well this is where they came up with that fabulous spunky song, Night Fever.
Indian Tourist : What do you mean came up with?
Big Ronnie : They wrote the lyrics while they were standing in this doorway.
Indian Tourist : Why were they standing in this doorway?
Big Ronnie : They were waiting for a friend to pick them up! They were going out for Chinese and celebrating his birthday!
Indian Tourist : Can you verify that please?
Big Ronnie : Trust me I know disco!
Indian Tourist : I thought free drinks were included in this tour?
Big Ronnie : No! There's no free drinks! I don't know where you got that idea?
Indian Tourist : It said in the brochure.
Big Ronnie : The information you got is bullshit!
Indian Tourist : We don't need even fizzy drinks, just water would be enough.
Big Ronnie : You. Got. False. Information!
Indian Tourist : We must have free drinks!
Big Ronnie : No. Free. Drinks!
Senegalese Tourist : Free drinks now!
Big Ronnie : No free drinks!
Indian Tourist : Come on we want free drinks!
Scandinavian Tourist : Free drinks.
Senegalese Tourist : WE must have free drinks!
Big Ronnie : No! Free! Drinks!
Senegalese Tourist , Scandinavian Tourist , Indian Tourist : Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks!
Big Ronnie : No! Free! Drinks!
Scandinavian Tourist : Frei drinkin!
Big Ronnie : Nichts! Frei! Drink!
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Indian Tourist : You ask it for chips and you get nothing.
Scandinavian Tourist : Yes, you should tell management.
Indian Tourist : I pay a dollar for the chips, the chips get stuck, the manager gets my dollar, and I get no chips.
Senegalese Tourist : Please tell me, what flavor chips did you eventually decide upon?
Indian Tourist : Who cares! They were paprika rich chips. I like the ridges. I put the tip of my tongue between ridges, because that is where the salty chip dust is!
Scandinavian Tourist : Yes! That's so true! I love ridges.
Senegalese Tourist : Yes but ah, what are these chips made from?
Indian Tourist : Porto.
Senegalese Tourist : Excuse me... what?
Indian Tourist : Porto.
Senegalese Tourist : Can you say that again?
Indian Tourist : Porto.
Senegalese Tourist : Yes but, what are these chips, made from?
Indian Tourist : Porto.
Senegalese Tourist : Sorry but, what?
Indian Tourist : Porto.
Senegalese Tourist : I don't understand! Can you say that again?
Indian Tourist : Porto.
Senegalese Tourist : Please one more time!
Indian Tourist : Porto.
Senegalese Tourist : Okay this is embarrassing, but please can you say it a little slower?
Indian Tourist : Porto.
Senegalese Tourist : I am very, very sorry, but I need to know what are these chips made from?
Indian Tourist : Porto.
Senegalese Tourist : Please one last time...
Indian Tourist : Porto.
Scandinavian Tourist : I think he's trying to say "potato".
Senegalese Tourist : Oh, yes! Po-TA-to! Potato chips!
[laughs hysterically]
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Senegalese Tourist : You must give me free drinks immediately!
Big Ronnie : Drop it with the free drinks crap!
Indian Tourist : We believe in the power of free drinks!
Big Ronnie : There are no free drinks! And if you're trying to rip me an new asshole, you're making a big mistake!
Indian Tourist : You are a shitty businessman, you know that, no?
Big Ronnie : And you're a bunch of fucking cunts! Check my cheeks!
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Big Ronnie : Well who likes the Bee Gees? Well this is where they came up with that fabulous spunky song, Night Fever.
Indian Tourist : What do you mean came up with?
Big Ronnie : They wrote the lyrics while they were standing in this doorway.
Indian Tourist : Why were they standing in this doorway?
Big Ronnie : They were waiting for a friend to pick them up! They were going out for Chinese and celebrating his birthday!
Indian Tourist : Can you verify that please?
Big Ronnie : Trust me I know disco!
Indian Tourist : I thought free drinks were included in this tour?
Big Ronnie : No! There's no free drinks! I don't know where you got that idea?
Indian Tourist : It said in the brochure.
Big Ronnie : The information you got is bullshit!
Indian Tourist : We don't need even fizzy drinks, just water would be enough.
Big Ronnie : You. Got. False. Information!
Indian Tourist : We must have free drinks!
Big Ronnie : No. Free. Drinks!
Senegalese Tourist : Free drinks now!
Big Ronnie : No free drinks!
Indian Tourist : Come on we want free drinks!
Scandinavian Tourist : Free drinks.
Indian Tourist : WE must have free drinks!
Big Ronnie : No! Free! Drinks!
Scandinavian Tourist , Indian Tourist , Senegalese Tourist : Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks!
Big Ronnie : No! Free! Drinks!
Scandinavian Tourist : Frei drinkin!
Big Ronnie : Nichts! Frei! Drink!