Scream Queens (TV Series)

Thanksgiving (2015)

Julia Duffy: Bunny Radwell

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Quotes 

• Bunny Radwell : [Hester has unexpectedly shown up at the Radwells']  I beg your pardon, but who are you?

  Chad Radwell : Uh, she is my... sober coach.

  Chanel Oberlin : What?

  Tad Radwell : Chad, I didn't know you had a drinking problem.

  Chad Radwell : Neither did I. That is how insidious alcoholism is, dad.

• Chad Radwell : Hello, I'm Chad Radwell. This year, I'm thankful for someone who's very special to me. Without this person, I wouldn't be the man I am right now. In fact, I wouldn't be here at all.

  [Chanel assumes he's talking about her] 

  Chad Radwell : I am, of course, referring to the serial killer who is stalking the campus of Wallace University. I am so thankful that he, for whatever reason, has not murdered me yet. I am so, so grateful.

  Bunny Radwell : I'm also thankful to that serial killer for not killing you, Chad. And that you will have a long, long, long life. You have such a vast future ahead of you.

  [intentionally goading Chanel] 

  Bunny Radwell : You'll meet so many new and different women! So many wonderful women to go out with, and break up with, and move on from!

  Chanel Oberlin : Well, you should be thankful that this table is too long for me to reach across and strangle you, bitch!