Wait . . . what?
King Henry II is dead, but now he's come back to life. No, wait, he's a ghost! A really horny ghost, who keeps feeling up the queen, right in front of their two (dead) twin girls. Catherine is poisoning her daughter. Then she's not. Then she's sorry. Then she's not.
Mary is in shock. She's been raped. She hates Francis. She loves Francis. Francis is a twit. He's mean. He's nice. Protestants are everywhere, trying to kill people, and branding them with little devil horns. Or are they really pagans? Or are they space aliens. The Protestants are up to something. Unless it's someone else.
Does anyone write these shows, or do the actors make it up as they go along?
King Henry II is dead, but now he's come back to life. No, wait, he's a ghost! A really horny ghost, who keeps feeling up the queen, right in front of their two (dead) twin girls. Catherine is poisoning her daughter. Then she's not. Then she's sorry. Then she's not.
Mary is in shock. She's been raped. She hates Francis. She loves Francis. Francis is a twit. He's mean. He's nice. Protestants are everywhere, trying to kill people, and branding them with little devil horns. Or are they really pagans? Or are they space aliens. The Protestants are up to something. Unless it's someone else.
Does anyone write these shows, or do the actors make it up as they go along?
