Lewis Lovhaug: Linkara

Quotes 

• Koko : Be-bop killed Blue Byrd!

  Linkara : And Rocksteady helped!

• Linkara : Previously on "Batman: Jazz", the writer of "Batman: Fortunate Son" decided to take on jazz music and crafted a conspiracy theory about a real-life musician who tragically died from substance abuse and instead made him fake his death so he could go to Europe and return under a fake name and play in jazz clubs that have a very loose dress code. He was then attacked by three demonic Picasso paintings called the Brothers of the Bop and put into a hospital. And then somehow Batman got involved in all of this, because, apparently, Gerard Jones, the writer, thinks that Batman is the guy who tackles musical genres instead of the Joker.

• Batman : [narrating]  Blue Byrd: Jazz musician, junkie, victim of racism, con man, wounded boy without a father.

  Linkara : [as Batman]  The movie rights alone on this are gonna make me a killing.

  Batman : [narrating]  Everyone who describes him paints a different man.

  Linkara : [as Batman]  It's almost like human beings are complex and interact with different people in a variety of ways that shape the image they have of him, but that can't be right.