"Mom" Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony (TV Episode 2015) - Allison Janney as Bonnie Plunkett

Bonnie : If he was buried I could at least go visit him. He was cremated, I can't visit him.

Christy : You can visit him in your heart.

Bonnie : No such place!
Bonnie : Lorraine may have the money, but I have Alvin.

[holds up a brown paper bag]

Christy : [pause] And a sandwich?
Christy : You can't put Alvin's ashes in Roscoe's thermos.

Bonnie : Why not? It'll keep him cool... or warm.
Alvin : Remember that movie From Here to Eternity where Burt Lancaster and Donna Reed are making love on the beach and the surf washes over them? Let's do that.

Bonnie : Really? How about we wrap your penis in sandpaper instead?
Bonnie : [wrapped up on the couch with the thermos watching TV] Ice Road Truckers!

Christy : Really?

Bonnie : Why not? Your dad loves this show.

Christy : You know he's not really here, right?

Bonnie : I know, but it gives me comfort.
Christy : [Bonnie and Marjorie are arguing over a chair at AA] Mom, it's just a chair.

Bonnie : IT IS NOT JUST A CHAIR! EVERYTHING I LOVE HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY FROM ME: MY CHILDHOOD, MY HOME, MY DRUGS AND ALCOHOL, AND *NOW* ALVIN.

[to Marjorie]

Bonnie : NOW LISTEN TO ME, OLD LADY, I'VE DRAWN A LINE IN THE SAND AND THAT LINE IS THIS CHAIR, NOW MOOOOOOOOVE!

[Marjorie slides over to the next chair, Bonnie comes down several notches]

Bonnie : Thank you.

[sits down]

Bonnie : Dammit, now I have to pee.

[stands up and drags the chair behind her]

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett