Mom (TV Series)
Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony (2015)
Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett
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Quotes
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Steve : I haven't been sleeping too well, but that's what weed's for, right?
Christy : Actually I can't smoke weed, or drink. I'm sober.
Steve : Oh, wow, so, how's that working for you?
Christy : Well, it's great, except for when your dad dies, and you feel sad, and you want to take a drink to make you not feel sad, but you can't drink so you're sad, which is just... sad.
Steve : I'd like to say I know what you mean, but I've been so baked since the funeral I can hardly even see you.
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Christy : [Bonnie and Marjorie are arguing over a chair at AA] Mom, it's just a chair.
Bonnie : IT IS NOT JUST A CHAIR! EVERYTHING I LOVE HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY FROM ME: MY CHILDHOOD, MY HOME, MY DRUGS AND ALCOHOL, AND *NOW* ALVIN.
[to Marjorie]
Bonnie : NOW LISTEN TO ME, OLD LADY, I'VE DRAWN A LINE IN THE SAND AND THAT LINE IS THIS CHAIR, NOW MOOOOOOOOVE!
[Marjorie slides over to the next chair, Bonnie comes down several notches]
Bonnie : Thank you.
[sits down]
Bonnie : Dammit, now I have to pee.
[stands up and drags the chair behind her]