Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Sabotage (2015)

Terry Crews: Terry Jeffords

Quotes 

• Raymond Holt : I maintain a strict code of integrity.

  Terry Jeffords : Come on, Captain. You never told a white lie to make a person feel better?

  Raymond Holt : I only lie when someone's safety is at risk. Or if a juvenile aged eight years or younger asks about Santa Claus.

  Terry Jeffords : In which case...

  Raymond Holt : I feed them some reassuring pap about the logical impossibility of proving a negative. It's sentimental drivel, but they eat it up.