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I absolutely despise movies where the "plot" is given away (or guessed--take your pick) within the first few minutes. Such is the case of "7 Witches", which offers nothing remotely entertaining.

It seems Kate is going somewhere in the back woods of northern Washington to attend her lesbian sister's wedding. The viewer is immediately made aware the two sisters do not like each other. I was amazed they would have actually survived growing up together, but I digress. Kate is being wooed by her schoolmate, who she also cannot stand. Doesn't seem like Kate likes ANYBODY, so why she would be invited to a wedding, much less wooed, is another question you will ask yourself.

While trying to check into a rental property, all sorts of ominous signs abound, but we're going to have this wedding. People start to die, the viewer witnesses several ways to cook fish and other seafood--The End.

This movie failed on most levels because there were no characters anyone would care about, save for the pot-smoking Paula. At least her character seemed real, and it also looked as if she knew what acting was all about. I despised Kate because, well, she was despicable. The rest of the cast was somewhere between community theater and Amateur Night at the Bijou.

Rated R for violence and sexual situations.

I gave it a one. That has to be THE worst film I have watched in a long time and I watch a lot of films across all genres.

I hated the script, the story-line, the credits, the scenery, the acting, the music erm... oh! the lighting and the very weird shots of food being doctored with something which I don't think was explained.

Now I have to be honest, it was so so bad that I actually FFWD here and there. So perhaps my review is not completely fair. Seeing other reviews here though it seems my review isn't too far off.

So what was the brother's story? Or the old couple when she was shouting at him that he had no clue how close he was to being wiped out; who were they...I just felt lots was skimmed over without a decent explanation and I did rewind a couple of times to see if I had missed something interesting that would explain the weirdie weirdness of the characters. But nope, just lots of loud jarring music, dark stormy scenes, no explanation about history or relationships or what their plan was, other than killing everyone and not an ounce of witchcraft in sight and who knows what on earth the movie title is referring to really!

this is very obviously someone's first attempt at making a film. it's amateurish even for an indie-horror flick. it wouldn't be half bad if it were not for the fact that every scene is vastly overdone to the point of self-parody. the premise of the film is great though. it has a lot of potential. it also has a dumb title given the fact that there is literally no witchcraft within it's 60min run time.

I stumbled across this on a Streaming site and thought i'd give it a wee shot.

First impressions were that it looked poorly made but as the story progressed it wasn't too bad at all in all honesty. The Protagonist ( Kate ) or rather the actress ( Persephone Apostolou ) had a certain presence about her, i liked her style and even just expressions or movement of her eyes was somewhat endearing.

The story itself was a nice idea, i just feel they could've done more with it, it seemed to lack a bit of substance and depth. It tried valiantly to build a level of suspense but just never quite reached the point it could and perhaps should've. There were lovely visuals however and the film was very well shot, the lighting i felt was perfect for the story.

Where it fell down was just in the overall execution. As i mentioned earlier the story was just a bit thin, characters could perhaps have been filled out more, giving them more of a background and a purpose for being. As characters began being killed off i found myself with certain ones trying to remember something that they'd done in previous scenes and some of them sadly, i couldn't even recall having seen.

As the film moved towards its climax i kept waiting for something big to happen for a crescendo but it just never came...As the 'Witches' began being killed off one by one i expected them to put up a fight - after all they had always been persecuted and fought for their ways to remain, or so we were told and led to believe - but no real fight, no desire for survival was ever really evident from them. In the end the film just ended, it just stopped and to my mind i don't think they were all killed...I might be wrong, but that's my memory of events.

Anyway, the film is worth a watch, it's certainly not a disaster, there are a lot of plus points for it, it was a nice film, excellent idea but could have done with being filled out more and with the ending being reworked we could've been looking at a really good 'Horror' film here.

Everything felt a bit cliché but I thought the setting and the photography were kind of good, so I was willing to give this one a shot. I was hoping for some kind of plot twist or interesting turn until... until it became clear that the lesbians were - surprise! - bad witches and, you know, kinda liked having sex with a guy. Before their wedding, no less. C'mon, really? I thought we were past these kind of tropes. I couldn't even bother to make it until the end of the movie.

Worst movie i've ever seen.

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Not from a religious angle, a true liberal lascivious baptism delving into the darkest blackest witchcraft from hell itself. I love all kinds of movies, but this is going it full-out like a runaway train with no scruples to please those that's without a civil conscience . Indeed pleasing to the Lesbian and Gay society and the liberals at heart and non- believers of morals. I've seen many horror movies but the slaughter and sexual depravity and black magic applications in this movie, really rocked my boat. I cannot with a good conscience recommend '7 Witches' to anyone that has even a hint of morality. Satanic worship indeed! 10 out of 10 for evil, vile and bloody!

The film opens in a community outside of Seattle circa 1919 being wiped out by masked men. From the title we can only guess about the community. Years later Rose (Danika Golombek) is getting married to Agatha (Megan Hensley) on the same land. Katy (Persephone Apostolou) is her sister and clearly the protagonist of the feature. She arrives with her boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, we are not engaged friend Cody (Mike Jones). It's complicated but later is simplified. Agatha's family shows up dressed up in black and white Puritan type outfits and what's to figure out.

The characters were developed. The dialogue had humorous elements. The sound track was hit and miss. The plot was expected, but a scene near the end had me scratching my head. The significance of the number 7 was never explained, I guess there were 7, but so what. The working title "Vows" doesn't really work either. "Seattle Slew" would work had it not been for the darn horse.

Guide: F-word. Body double sex, Very brief nudity?