Black Dynamite (TV Series)

Mr. Rogers' Revenge (2014)

Michael Jai White: Black Dynamite

Quotes 

• [giving out gifts] 

  Black Dynamite : Here you go, Little Orphan Willis! Your parents were killed in a car crash so here's a 1966 Coupe Deville, the same make and model they burned to death in!

  Black Dynamite : Here you go, Little Orphan Penny! Your mama was a heroin junkie so we got you a doll with holes in the arms to remind you of why you will never see her again!

  Black Dynamite : And Little Orphan Stevie, we got you a pair of track shoes to remind you of how quick your daddy ran out of your life! Now, isn't this the best birthday y'all ever had?

  [the children cry] 

  Honey Bee : Dammit, Black...

  Black Dynamite : [doesn't get it]  What?

  Orphan : Black Dynamite, you ain't shit!