Girl Meets World (TV Series)

Girl Meets Rules (2015)

Corey Fogelmanis: Farkle Minkus

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• Farkle Minkus : I think what Mad Dog is saying is, what good is being bad if there's no other people around?

  [Maya pulls Farkle in by his shirt collar] 

  Farkle Minkus : I'm Batman.

• Maya Hart : [gets up]  You know, Ranger Rick... I'm kinda hungry too.

  Lucas Friar : And it's not like the regular kind of hungry, right?

  Maya Hart : No, this one's deep. Must be attended to.

  Riley Matthews : Oh, guys, could we just show a little discipline? I mean, how much time in here could we possibly have?

  [everybody look up at the clock on the wall, which turns a minute, showing that they have been there for one minute. Riley starts to look at Farkle in the same threatening way Maya and Lucas do] 

  Riley Matthews : You know, I could eat too.

  [they force Farkle to walk backwards in the classroom] 

  Farkle Minkus : What? What are you looking at? Um, guys... What are you seeing right now?

  Lucas Friar : [flatly]  Stop talking, chicken.

• [first lines] 

  Lucas Friar : All right, where is your father?

  Farkle Minkus : [manic]  Are we getting a sub? I don't want a sub. You never know where they've been.

  Riley Matthews : Would you calm down? He's one minute late. Stop overreacting.

  Farkle Minkus : What if he never shows up? What if I never learn anything else? I'm going down, sir!... Oh, he's not even here.

  [falls over] 

• Riley Matthews : Why are you guys over there? Why can't we just be one happy society that runs the way I think it should?

  Maya Hart : Because you want us all to be you.

  Farkle Minkus : We're not all you, Riley. I mean, you know the reason I've never been able to choose between you? Because if it was you all the time...

  [referring to Riley] 

  Farkle Minkus : ... life would be like...

  [hums happily. After a while, Riley joins in with his humming] 

  Farkle Minkus : And if it was you all the time...

  [referring to Maya] 

  Farkle Minkus : ... life would be like...

  [growls] 

  Farkle Minkus : [flat singing]  Descensus in cuniculi cavum!

  [Maya growls and snarls] 

  Farkle Minkus : I need to be with both of you guys.

• Riley Matthews : Maya, we are in detention, you can't leave.

  Maya Hart : Hey, school's out. He said we got the place to ourselves, he said to make our own rules. Rule number one: See you around, suckahs.

  [leaves the classroom along with most of their classmates] 

  Riley Matthews : Farkle?

  Farkle Minkus : Hey, what part of "descensus in cuniculi cavum" do you not understand?

  Riley Matthews : All of it.

  Riley Matthews : It means, we drop down into the rabbit hole, maaan.

  [leaves the classroom] 

  Lucas Friar : Lucas?

  Lucas Friar : I never do anything, Riley.

  [also leaves the classroom, and runs into the hallway, excited] 

  Lucas Friar : YEAH!