NCIS: Los Angeles (TV Series)

Expiration Date (2015)

Chris O'Donnell: G. Callen

Quotes 

• G. Callen : I didn't exactly make the best first impression.

  Owen Granger : It's still early, but that's my pick for understatement of the year.

• Owen Granger : You think she's the real thing?

  G. Callen : No one's the real thing. Some of us just have fewer lies to tell.

• Sam Hanna : What's the situation?

  G. Callen : It's bad.

  Sam Hanna : When you say bad...

  G. Callen : *Very* bad.

  Sam Hanna : Getting shot is very bad. Your cooking is very bad. Granger after two drinks is very bad. I need you to be more specific, G.

  G. Callen : You remember that time we fought Thapa?

  Sam Hanna : An angry Ghurka rates very, very bad on the Hanna scale of bad people, places and things.

  G. Callen : We've got six of 'em comin' our way.