Adult Wednesday Addams (TV Series)

The Apartment Hunt (2013)

Melissa Hunter: Wednesday

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• Wednesday : I don't shit where I eat.

• Jessica : We are night owls.

  Wednesday : That's wonderful, I didn't know there was an anthropomorphic community in Los Angeles.

• Jessica : The landlord will need to do a credit check, and we'll need first and last month's rent.

  Wednesday : That won't be a problem. My grandmother gave me a few starter dubloons.

  Jessica : Oh, that's nice you're close with your grandmother. How old is she?

  Wednesday : She'll be eighteen years in the grave on Friday.

  Annie : I thought you said she gave you money.

  Wednesday : She seanced it.

• Wednesday : Is there anything else you'd like to know about me?

  Annie : Are you going to murder us in our sleep?

• Jessica : Do you have any final questions?

  Wednesday : [a loud roar comes from Wednesday's bag, so she slams it repeatedly against the floor]  Just one: do you compost?

• Wednesday : I decided it was time to move out of the house. My parents gave me space, but you know how it is: as long as you're living under my mausoleum, you'll die by my rules.