Adult Wednesday Addams (TV Series)

Wednesday vs. Catcallers (2015)

Melissa Hunter: Wednesday

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• Catcaller #2 : I'm calling the cops, man.

  Wednesday : Why? I'm sure you both know most forms of verbal assault on public property are perfectly legal. Isn't that just twisted? Well, I should be going, but your new friends will be here... indefinitely. Oh, and hey, guys, cheer up. You'd be prettier if you smiled.

• Wednesday : I'd like to introduce you to my friends: Stenchel, Viper, and Bob.

  [three tough, menacing looking characters appear in the driveway] 

  Catcaller #1 : Fuck, who are those psychos?

  Wednesday : Could you please be more sensitive? Bob is the only who has been institutionalized.

• Catcaller #1 : Hey, Brandon, that braids chick is DTFF.

  Catcaller #2 : What, down to fuck and fuck?

  [comes to the door] 

  Catcaller #2 : Oh, it's that goth bitch. 'Sup?

  Wednesday : I have one question first: why do you feel compelled to yell vile things at women you don't know?

  Catcaller #2 : What, are you mad or somethin'?

  Catcaller #1 : This fuckin' frigid bitch, dude, I'm tryin' to pay her a compliment.

  Catcaller #2 : They don't get it, it's like a nice thing. Just take it and go home.

  Wednesday : That's what I thought you'd say.