- Catcaller #2: I'm calling the cops, man.
- Wednesday: Why? I'm sure you both know most forms of verbal assault on public property are perfectly legal. Isn't that just twisted? Well, I should be going, but your new friends will be here... indefinitely. Oh, and hey, guys, cheer up. You'd be prettier if you smiled.
- Wednesday: I'd like to introduce you to my friends: Stenchel, Viper, and Bob.
- [three tough, menacing looking characters appear in the driveway]
- Catcaller #1: Fuck, who are those psychos?
- Wednesday: Could you please be more sensitive? Bob is the only who has been institutionalized.
- Catcaller #1: Hey, Brandon, that braids chick is DTFF.
- Catcaller #2: What, down to fuck and fuck?
- [comes to the door]
- Catcaller #2: Oh, it's that goth bitch. 'Sup?
- Wednesday: I have one question first: why do you feel compelled to yell vile things at women you don't know?
- Catcaller #2: What, are you mad or somethin'?
- Catcaller #1: This fuckin' frigid bitch, dude, I'm tryin' to pay her a compliment.
- Catcaller #2: They don't get it, it's like a nice thing. Just take it and go home.
- Wednesday: That's what I thought you'd say.
- Catcaller #1: What do you bang to, like new Smash Mouth?
- Catcaller #2: His new stuff's great.
- Catcaller #1: Just get the Fuck Mix.