- Sharon Morris: Did you miss me?
- Rob Norris: I was angry at how much I missed you.
- Sharon Morris: I missed you too. Just the last two days, though... Did you watch porn?
- Rob Norris: Yeah. Absolutely... But I would always take a pillow and make a little Sharon out of it that I would hug while I... watched.
- Sharon Morris: I did the same, just without the pillow... Actually it's hard for me to masturbate at the moment because I've got to look over my belly to do it, and I know there's a baby in there, so it's kind of off-putting... It's like you wouldn't want to have a wank if there were kids playing in the background, you know?
- Sharon Morris: why don't you go and fuck another drunk woman and see if she'll have a nicer, less complicated pregnancy for you?
- Rob Norris: You know, I would but I've already hitched my wagon to this... horse.
- Sharon Morris: Horse?
- Rob Norris: Horse, I don't know, donkey... Whatever you hitch a wagon to.
- Rob Norris: You are without a doubt the most hard to please person I have ever met... If I showed you a rainbow, you'd be like, Oh, there's too many colours. There's too many colours on one thing.