- Veronica: You lied to me!
- Kid Danger: Yep.
- Veronica: You used me!
- Kid Danger: That is also true.
- Captain Man: She IS really pretty.
- Kid Danger: Right?
- Kid Danger: I've only got one thing to say to you.
- Captain Man: Then say it.
- Kid Danger: I am so glad you're here! Ha-ha-ha.
- [the Wall Dogs' detector goes off near Kid Danger's belt buckle]
- Two Canz: Whacha got in there?
- Kid Danger: Nothin' but rock-hard abs.
- Veronica: I'm gonna work on Kid Danger.
- Kid Danger: [smiling] What're gonna do?
- Veronica: [smiling back] You'll see.
- Piper Hart: What happened to you?
- Jasper Dunlop: [covered head to toe in graffiti] Kid Danger. He painted me.
- Oliver Pook: Oh-ho, please.
- Piper Hart: There's no way Kid Danger would ever do anything bad or mean.
- Jasper Dunlop: That's what *I* thought, but he's different now. He painted me everywhere!
- Oliver Pook: Even...?
- Jasper Dunlop: EVERYWHERE!
- Charlotte Page: Why can't you find Henry?
- Schwoz: I told you. It takes time.
- Captain Man: Eh, time is the one thing we don't have! Well, time and machines that poop gold. We also don't have those.
- Kid Danger: I had a feeling you might be hangin' around.
- Veronica: You mean... you HOPED... I'd be?
- Kid Danger: Did... you hope... I'd come here?
- Veronica: You always answer a question with a question?
- Kid Danger: Whadda YOU think?
- [Kid Danger was eventually honest with Captain Man]
- Captain Man: [as if to a pet dog] Who's a good boy?
- Captain Man: Meeeee.