M.C. Ren: [rapping] Lights start flashing behind me/ But they scared of a nigga, so they mace me to blind me/ But that shit don't work, I just laugh.
Rap Critic: Yeah, this must really be a revenge fantasy, because being sprayed with mace is nothing to laugh at. I remember one time I sprayed mace at arm's length far away from my face because some stupid kid wanted to see what color it was, and I still ended up crying for about eight minutes. That shit hurts.