Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)

Kimmy Meets a Drunk Lady! (2016)

Ellie Kemper: Kimmy Schmidt

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Quotes 

• Kimmy Schmidt : All burps smell bad. They're the farts of the face.

• Kimmy Schmidt : I know what always cheers me up - singing in the shower!

  [Pulls back shower curtain] 

  Kimmy Schmidt : What the huh?

  Titus Andromedon : Last night after a box of key lime wine and some shame-spiraling, I decided to give all my Barbies perms. Some of them don't have the face for it.

  Kimmy Schmidt : But I need a shower! I can't miss the morning rush. That's when people are the most desperate for rides - hung-over prep school kids, fishmongers who overslept, girls leaving John Mayer's houseboat...

• Kimmy Schmidt : Well, i think i've gone above and beyond the uber oath i made up.