Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Protection (2015)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Derek Morgan : [Phone rings]  Hey Baby Girl, what's good?

  Penelope Garcia : Hooray, happy breathing! I wasn't invited! What's the occasion?

  Derek Morgan : I was just having a run with JJ

  Penelope Garcia : Uh, that's boring. See, couldn't you just make something up so satiate my fabulous filthy imagination?

  Derek Morgan : Cut it out

• David Rossi : So, there's no way that was a mugging?

  Penelope Garcia : No, no! Unless it's some sort, you know, bizarre universe with a square planet, where things are like the exact opposite, totally the same